Andrew and Jason preparing for "one last race" against each other.

Gentleman, start your engines.

We always knew Andrew was capable of road rage.

And they're off!

Jason is thoroughly pissed about Andrew's "dirty driving."

The crew prepares to put Owen in a barrel and send him over the falls.

The guy on the right is mortified at the thought of being photographed with these teenage hooligans.

Water water, everywhere.

We have no idea who that chump in the middle is.

A prime example of Tacky Town's tackyness.

Andrew tells King Tut what he wants for Christmas.

Jason prepares to choose a Cuban cigar, which he plans to smuggle across the border to the US and smoke with impunity.

Purchasing the contraband.

Lost soulds on the road to perdition. Owen (lower left) has given up all hope.

"I've never spent $5 so fast in my life."

Tacky Town's tackyness doesn't end in the residential districts. We think this is one of the pods from 2001.

Andrew and Jason display Canuck pride while Owen relaxes in his pod.

Jason models the official road trip T-shirts that Andrew designed.